Before I knew it, it was Saturday, and I was sitting in a chair outside of Nick and Victoria's new house. I was in the middle of Selena and Miley. Why the fuck am I here? I barely know Nick, but he's a nice guy. He's great a sex, and he doesn't deserve to have a brainless bitch like Victoria. I don't give a fuck about her being a Vegetarian. That's her life, people have different lifestyles, they do different things, they have different hobbies, and different ways at looking at life. So, we're all kind of weird in our own way. Deep shit, right? No? Okay, hater. I just don't like when people tell me what to do, it just makes me do the complete opposite. The wedding slowly began to start, and Selena rubbed my arm. I looked at her, and she gave me a warm smile. I smiled back, Selena was always given random, beautiful smiles that made my day. We've been friends since we were little fucking kids. We adopted Miley to be our friend in high school. She was an exchange student, and need friends. So, we were there for her. She's a great friend also. Justin McNamara (Bieber), Selena's boyfriend started beat boxing to the classical 'wedding song'. Selena slapped him in the back of the head, and he shut up immediately. Everyone was looking at us like we were crazy, and I just laughed. Justin was known for doing random, stupid shit. Selena kept him out of trouble though. The wedding continued, and Joe kept mumbling to himself about how much he hated Victoria. Oh, so I wasn't the only one. I feel much better now. Miley kept trying to calm her boyfriend down, but Joe kept mumbling about Victoria. She finally got him to stop, when she told him if he didn't, they weren't going to have sex for a long time. I laughed once again, at the fact is that you can get a man to do whatever you want in exchange for sex. That's probably why Nick is with Victoria, maybe she's good in bed. It just makes me wonder. After the wedding, there was a reception, there was nice little fancy food and shit. The only music playing was classical music though. People kept complaining about how boring the music was; but Bitchtoria wouldn't change the music for shit. Nick even motioned for her to put on anything except classical music. But, Victoria is the type of girl who gets what she wants. She puts on this stupid whine, and pout, and Nick will do anything for her. I sighed, and played with my cut up apples, bananas, and all sorts of fucking fruits. There was NO fucking meat. Where's the motherfucking beef? I swear, when this thing is over, I'm heading right to Wendy's like a fatass. I felt a tap on my shoulder; I turned around and saw Nick. I smiled, "Congratulations", I said. He smiled, "Thanks, I need to talk to you, follow me", he said. I got up and followed Nick into his house. He took me into this office like room. I guess this was his office. I sat down on the couch, and he sat down too. "What is it", I asked. "Well, am I the only one who wants meat instead of veggies and fruit", he asked. I giggled, and shook my head, "I think everyone wants some meat in their diet that's here right now", I said. He laughed, "Yeah, except Victoria", he said. I rolled my eyes, "Nick, I'm going to just come right out, and answer this question. Why are you with Victoria", I asked. He looked at me for a while, not saying anything. He slowly looked down, and he bit his lip, "God, I can't even think of anything, I mean...", he begin and trailed off. "What's wrong", I asked. "Nothing, it's just I was kind of forced to marry her", he said. "Excuse me", I asked.