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STORYTIME: I GOT DRUNK TO GO TO HIGHSCHOOL

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dani238159 (19 days ago)
I was like you, sounds like a splendid plan!
dani238159 (19 days ago)
It's ok girl! I used to get drunk and go to class too 😂
sar (24 days ago)
Me and my friends wanna do that the last day of school lmao
Daniel Parker (27 days ago)
girl.....you givin future noah tips??? 😂😂
Heighton 720 (1 month ago)
Girl !!! High school jessi and high school me WERE THE SAME LOL we would have been BFF! I’m 31 tho now soo.. but wow I did the exact same shit lol. I used to carry a tube of toothpaste in my purse to cover alcohol smell. Got kicked out of a football game in 12th grade with my best friend for splitting a 5th of tequila and got sent to alternative school for two weeks... just so many things lol
Shay B (1 month ago)
Going to school high...not like ive ever done it but ive heard its a lot of fun!
neshreadsbooks (2 months ago)
I'm a really sleepy drunk, I just get so tired and usually end up falling asleep
Emily B. (5 months ago)
One kid showed up to school drunk on a Tuesday and threw up in first period biology. While a student teacher was teaching. While the student teacher was being filmed. Right in front of the camera. And his vomit was clear.
Lili Wheeler (5 months ago)
I thought smh meant so much hate then I googled it and 🤦‍♀️ smh
Amanda Cook (7 months ago)
I love how you and your husband arnt picky about wearing your wedding bands cause in one video he didn't have his on and you were so chill about it lol I'm like damn I hope I can be chill like that with my future husband (: goals for sure!
Melody Omaille (8 months ago)
I woulda prob hid in the closet to not have to go to school
Sabine SIDDIQUI (8 months ago)
Homecoming dance senior year My friends : we have a date for the dance Single me : wait I thought we were all going together . My friends : no we decided to bring dates Single me : ok I guess I better find a date Brothers friend : hey I know a guy you should go with him ( basically blind date ) Single me : ok yeah sure Homecoming dance : I show up with my blind date My friends : show up without dates Single me : hey where are your dates My friends: oh we decided we wanted to go solo Single me : ok then Ps my date and I really hit it off started dating got married and been together 20 years now Sometimes it’s just meant to be 😊
Mr. EnderStryx (9 months ago)
I remember the first time I drank. I was 14, and drank loads of brandy, I'm a daily tall guy so I didn't black out or anything. I could do things still. I'm not that affected by it tbh
Alexandra Lee (9 months ago)
Not gonna lie I was nominated for homecoming queen when I was a freshman and I had homecoming court and showed up fucccked. (I had bad anxiety and thought it would help) didn't even go to the actual homecoming dance...bleh..i wish I could redo highschool
Alexandra Lee (9 months ago)
This story makes me miss highschool lmao...weird
Sunshine (9 months ago)
Literally everyone in my school gets so fucking high everyday. the whole entire school smells like weed. I literally cannot talk to anyone because they say one thing and then they do one thing. I hate my school so much.
Erica Rose (9 months ago)
I was the same way my freshman year...I used to chug vodka I'd steal from my parents out of a water bottle in my second period class and one day got alcohol poisoning in school. It's hard for me to believe how stupid I used to be and how badly I wanted to seem cool.
Rimgaile Kasnauskaite (10 months ago)
you are not stupid Jessi but they pranked you
TheEvilSaint (10 months ago)
Your kid is gonna be HELLA proud. Like, seriously. You're gonna be the coolest mom ever.
Keat Perkins (10 months ago)
Huh, my HS was the same way.
Destiny U (10 months ago)
That’s sad ): . Don’t try and fit in, it’s not worth it. It’ll only make YOU miserable in the end.
maggie lrbsa (11 months ago)
Ι'm in high school and I've been drunk twice. First time in a beach party and second on my friend's birthday. Both times I was playing drinking games and I just wanted my tean to win. So I drank like 6 beers and 3 vodkas. No break. We won. I was soooo hangover. 😢✌😂
Janos Horvath (11 months ago)
Hello general people. I was drunk at school, they called an ambulance and my insurance had to pay for it. Wouldn't the county have to pay because it was on school property? Thanks.
Gianna Evans (11 months ago)
Haha I did this today but I drank at school
tony turtle (11 months ago)
getting drunk makes me feel like shit
BVpinkninja (11 months ago)
My friend went to school so fucked yo he threw up in class and they had to call the ambulance . Later on I found the reason why he got fucked up was because he was so upset my sister was dating his best friend and apparently he was like in love with her .
AF (1 year ago)
you remind me a loooot of jennifer lawrence
Sophia Perez (1 year ago)
Hey everyone ! So I just uploaded my very first story time video about the time my best friend hooked up with my boyfriend. Would love your feedback on it! Just trying to share the love and positivity, I love you jessi!!!
MissAlexisssss (1 year ago)
I went to school high and I was so fucking paranoid lmfao I swear my teacher knew that I was high because I was literally sitting up so straight, trying to act "normal" hahaha
carolinemaria (1 year ago)
Im getting Hilary Duff in A Cinderella Story vibes
Melin.d.a M (1 year ago)
Your eye make up looks soo goooood Jessi😍
Meagan D (1 year ago)
How did I miss this video?? I drank four lokos in my university lecture once
Christina Faye (1 year ago)
We are just alike it is crazy
Haylie Mae (1 year ago)
you should have way more subscribers than you. do ur stories brighten my day
Maria Manzo-Hicks (1 year ago)
You make my life so much more enjoyable!!(: #momlife
Yelhsa Badwi (1 year ago)
Getting high during school is full. Well....from what I've heard 🌚🌚
Nadia (1 year ago)
Great story time!
Sun Angel (1 year ago)
you can drink a margarita now!!! you have had baby Noah!!!
Rafaella (1 year ago)
why do i relate omg
literally my life❤ (1 year ago)
I clearly live for her videos^_~
lerunwaychic (1 year ago)
You are awesome! I wanna be your best friend!
Sarah Hasan (1 year ago)
why do i relate to pregnant jessi so much
cristal chavez (1 year ago)
I had a friend buy me a bottle of vodka and would hide it under my bed. I would put it in a Gatorade bottle and walk around school sipping on it. Never got caught ..but I did get tooo drunk like twice that I left the school.. i would plan it with my friend the day before, he would bring his own water bottle and I would bring my "Gatorade " ha it was so fun. And bad
21stcenturymermaid (1 year ago)
i feel like if i ever chilled with u it would be litt. 🍸🍸🍹🍾🍻
Fanatical Trekkie (1 year ago)
Why do people care if you're drunk...? I literally find you to be exactly the same.
Samantha McConnon (1 year ago)
I had my first alcohol when I was 10. get on my level
Aysiah Albores (1 year ago)
The Sober Jessie is still amazing.
Caity Roth (1 year ago)
but if you're filling the bottles with water everyday, that would be YOU drinking watered shots, to the point where you are getting drunk on... water?
RK King TV (1 year ago)
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Emily Johnson (1 year ago)
Rewatching jessi' old videos so she can buy the baby clothes!
sleep lord (1 year ago)
im14and im drunkright now
Alex Whitehead (1 year ago)
getting high before school is fun especially if you have ceramics 1st block.
Cara St. John (1 year ago)
Your makeup looks so pretty!
Malini Pandey (1 year ago)
She deserves wayyyyyyy more subs
MrRicegrains (1 year ago)
🤣
Haley Moo (1 year ago)
one time my friend went to school high and drunk and she was crazy so i shit you not i followed her around all day i didnt even go to my classes i followed her to hers to make sure she didnt die
YahhhGirlSana (1 year ago)
girl we would've been such good friends if we went to highschool together. it's HIGH school for a reason. I was the alcoholic and stoner and my gay best friend was the same except he made the edibles and I brought the alcohol. put vodka in water bottle and actually took it to school so drinking throughout the day and being stoned off edibles almost every day. my first period was art and my GBF had first period in the classroom next to mine. so we ate the edibles before school and would start to feel it at the end of first period, and then me and my GBF had second period English together so we were baked asf and on the same level that nobody else was on. except one day our English teacher played bill Cosby and me and my GBF were so fucked up that everything bill copy said made only us two in the class laugh. in conclusion highschool was pretty chill
Glam By Natanya (1 year ago)
there used to be this guy that would basically sell alcohol to his friends during the school day in high school, and one day my friends and I wanted to get hammered, so we did. It was actually really fun.
Aubrey Corbett (1 year ago)
I think your going to be a cool lit ass mom
Christie D (1 year ago)
awwwwwwww baby bump!!!! 😍😍😍😍
JoAnne Errett (1 year ago)
The question is now, is there a story time where u was high n went to school? Lol 😂
Zahra Alsalem (1 year ago)
Love YOUU JESSII SO MUCH!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ YOUR MAKEUP IS LITTT💦💞
CoughiiiPvP (1 year ago)
"..getting high and going to school might be fun. just kidding--......im not kidding." I love you.
tiffany baldwin (1 year ago)
just wanted u to know that I liked this because I always feel like no one keeps their word and I try my best to. thanks girl God bless u and do u believe in God? jw I hope so because u seem like a smart girl. but if u don't hey I can't reach to everyone the word of God I don't reckon. but everyone I come into contact with or talk to I try now. I use to be bad but recently had my 3rd child.... long story short I did bad drugs and I didn't treat my children as first priority and I can admit that because 1. I honestly don't care what anyone thinks of me anymore and 2. I just want real friends not ones I lie to and say no I don't have any other children she's the only one.
jahvia mosely (1 year ago)
can't wait till you have this baby I want drunk jessi
Morgan Owen (1 year ago)
I'm loving the videos, pregnant or not. Momma's can still have fun ❤️
Izzy King (1 year ago)
that fucking sucks tbh like I don't like drinking that much for nothing hahah
Caitlin Giordano (1 year ago)
You look soooooo pretty in this!!! your eye makeup is amazing holy shit
Angell Babyy (1 year ago)
yes u can..its actually good for ur breast milk
Eddy Gal (1 year ago)
You're literally the only youtuber that makes me laugh😂👌🏼
Kieanna Smith (1 year ago)
Are you scared to give birth?
Ms Lo (1 year ago)
Omg subscribed so fast, you remind me of Jennifer Lawrence and I loooove her
Emma Daley (1 year ago)
In my freshman geometry class i got pulled out for drinking on campus lololol. week suspension for me and 3 of my friends
Christine Owens (1 year ago)
girl can I just say that um you don't have to be drunk to be a great youtuber. all those like people saying they miss the old drunk Jesse are stupid. your probably going to drink more responsibly with a child. anyways point is I loved you before and I still love you now
Grey _ (1 year ago)
You're school started 5 minutes after mine does
Key Marie (1 year ago)
Are you having bad heartburn? They say if you do, your baby will have a head FULL of hair
jessi flower (1 year ago)
Jessi i enjoy your videos im also a mom that loves margaritas! lmao talking about hs and alcohol and babies are the best😂♥️
Haley Brooks (1 year ago)
don't worry about what anyone says! you do what is best for your child.... with or without YouTube
Derrick Nichols (1 year ago)
😂😂😂😂
Alli E (1 year ago)
Oh my god I swear you and I are the same person lol. I had my first drink at 11, but my mom was careless and on a lot of anti psychotic meds and would let me and my little friends like have a shot if it was with her. Then she turned to box wine in my high school years (can't really see how much is in the box) and I would mix like wine and tequila in a vitamin water bottle. It was a bad idea and eventually turned into half a bottle of nyquil on the bus, shortly before being expelled my sophomore year. Fun times. Not.
Laced WithLacey (1 year ago)
I love seeing a woman go through pregnancy. I can't believe those people are saying that. Lord have mercy.
Laced WithLacey (1 year ago)
"Go drunk to school." Jessi are u sure you're not drunk now? Haha. Is that a beer belly and not a pregnant belly. 😂😂😘
Jeannette VP (1 year ago)
hey Jessie are you gonna do a how you did your makeup in high school vid on your other channel? that'd be cool
Mitra Momtazi (1 year ago)
Your makeup looks bomb like this
Nicole Bye (1 year ago)
Crazy thing- I had never heard of what you went through with the bleeding that you had to deal with. Crazy enough I actually went through the same thing but they said the didn't think I had really been pregnant and that I must have just been late(this was 8yrs ago) then the next month a was pregnant. They said it was nothing. Well 2 weeks after you posted that video my best friend had it happen to her! It was awful. She thought they same thing you did of course. And the even crazier part is she's a nurse and she had never really heard of it. So now in the last couple of months I've found out that many women I know have had it as well. No one ever talks about it though! I was so grateful that when my bff came to me and was really upset about it I knew what it was with out her having to get overly upset because she didn't have to explain it all to me. I already knew because of your video!!! I wanted to say thank you! She and baby are luckily doing well but it was really hard and I was able to understand and be there for her on an easier level because she didn't have to explain it all and get stressed just by talking about it. I'm totally rambling because I'm really tired but I wanted to say a big big thank you for sharing. It helped me in multiple ways and I hope it helps more women to talk about it. I'm so so so glad you and your beautiful little boy are doing so well. Sending lotsa love and laughs from my lil family straight to your growing one. Congratulations!
Nicole Bye (1 year ago)
Have you done a birth plan? Lol when I was pregnant they were so pushy for me to have a birth plan and literally nothing that was on it happened except for birthing my first child lol. The second time around (I have 2 boys now 10yrs & 7yrs) I didn't plan anything really lol. I just went with the flow the best I could giving birth to a human being and it was a million times easier mentally because I felt guilty that my birth plan didn't work out. It wasn't anyone's fault but it was so pushed on me that it made me feel shitty. So I'm curious what your plans are. If I could give any advice it would be to to what makes you & your hubby feel best. If planning everything out to the second on paper makes you feel better do it. If planning nothing make you better do that. You are the one giving birth for the very first time which is incredible but fucking terrifying at the same time and you need to make sure your not stressed. And the one thing I try to tell anyone is be open to hear what people have to say but don't ever(not that I think you would) let anyone try to tell you how to raise your child. At the end of the day you are that child's momma and you have to be happy with the choices you make. Being a new mom is so intense and so amazing but when everyone thinks they know best and push "this is right" "or no that's wrong" on you just ignore them. I had ppl that literally had no experience with child let alone being a parent trying to tell me what's right or wrong. It seems having children, and getting married is the most amazing thing and the most stressful a lot of the time because others around you even if they don't mean too push there ideas onto you. So just remember you are going to be an amazing momma! Ppl have been having babies for thousands and thousands of years. You are so damn smart you will be wonderful but not wonder-mom. There is no one out there that can do it all and not end up feeling exhausted or even end up in the hospital because we(as new moms) often feel like we need to do it all. A baby isn't going to have a bad life if the laundry is piling up or every dish is dirty. However if you are exhausted trying to do everything you won't be able to do your best for your beautiful little boy. I know how incredibly strong and smart you are and I literally had no doubt you would be an amazing mom when you became one. I started watching you well over a year ago and I saw it then. I'm so genuinely happy that "high school Jessi" has turned into such a successful mom to be as well as a wife and a of course in your own business. We we're very similar in high school and I have come very far in life since those days. You have done so well I can only imagine what you'll do with your life in another 10 years.
Angel Nguyen (1 year ago)
Your makeup and hair looks so good!
Angel Nguyen (1 year ago)
Lol!
kelsie j (1 year ago)
You cheer me up every time
Caelyn C (1 year ago)
Im a stupid teenager right now, and this makes me feel a little ok with the decisions I already made lol
blu garcia (1 year ago)
math for first period!!!! oh God I would get drunk b4 school to if I had to go to that fucking class first thing in the morning -.-
Stephanie Gonzalez (1 year ago)
Be shur yoo dont say bad words infront of the baby
Bekka Escobales (1 year ago)
💜💜💜
FunkyPrank (1 year ago)
LOVE YOUR EYES MAKEUP IN HERE!!
Abby Weihe (1 year ago)
"pop this little baby out of my vagina and get fucked up" hahahaha you crack me up!!
Stacey Mallette-Hein (1 year ago)
I love you either way!! # mumlife!!
KoKo (1 year ago)
Love pregnant Jessi 😝
Nouf Al-quraini (1 year ago)
You can't drink if you're going to breastfeed , I think 🙂
Kyndal M. (1 year ago)
Nouf Al-quraini yes u can there's alcohol strips to test your breast milk and alcohol leaves your system within a few hours
Caitlin Patrick (1 year ago)
Question for your pregnancy update! Have you created your birth plan, if so what is it?
Priscila Pinango (1 year ago)
Jessi, you look amazing! That make up tho

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